Vast Right Wing Conspiracy

Richard Mellon Scaife, billionaire bankroller of conservative crusades, spent heavily to expose Bill Clinton’s “Troopergate” misbehavior. Now Scaife’s divorce from his second wife, Ritchie, is providing another unsavory saga—adultery! addiction! assault! dognapping!?!—as both parties let loose to Vanity Fair in the February 2008 issue.

Ho ho ho - ha ha ha: it couldn't happen to a bigger f**king hypocrite.