News Flash! Nice Guys Finish First!

Despite what Vince Lombardi wanted us to believe (and, I suppose, George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, Paul Wolfowitz and the rest of the neo-con gang), nice guys actually do finish first, and the not-nice guys wind up losers. Turns out Jesus was right: the meek SHALL inherit the earth, not the war-mongers. Who's going to tell Dubya that he's really been serving the Devil!?